Just so you know what I'm putting up with...here is a picture of a decorative birdcage complete with its painted bird and faux bird's eggs.
That was then, this is now. My birdcage has been taken over by "Totally". There she sits, perched on the nest apparently waiting for the chirp of new born baby birds.
I explained to her, very gently I might add, that it is totally unlikely that these 'eggs' will ever hatch because they are not REAL!
Obviously, she is taking no heed of my words (a very definite trait of the Unlikely's I might add). So there she sits. I do hope that she has a LOT of patience.
"With love and patience, nothing is impossible." - Daisaku Ikeda